Fact #13

Wilford Brimley made the first hacky-sack out of a cow's ball sac and filled it with wishes he stole from a well.

Fact #12

While body-guarding for Howard Hughes, Wilford Brimley would routinely cover his hands in black gun powder. This allowed him to perform "Mormon Thunder"**

**At the first sign of trouble he would squat in a low horse stance, bring his arms out to the side and yell "Mormon Thunder!" while slamming his hands together.

Fact #11

Wilford Brimley will buy a dozen flutes so he can throw them at the visiting junior high school basketball team.

Fact #10

Wilford Brimley starts off his prayers to Jesus with "Dear Son...."

Fact #9

Wilford Brimley doesn't use chewing tobacco, he will take the burning cigarette out of your mouth, eat it and then ask "What are you going to do about that, Nancy boy?"

Fact #8

Wilford Brimley welcomes death, because that means he would of stabbed all three Christmas ghosts.

Fact #7

During his rodeo days, Wilford Brimley would always eat a steak sandwich in front of the bull he was supposed to ride.